Thanksgiving
Here's a short list of things i'm not thankful for:
tunes you can't hum to, writing when your hands are cold, poorly made coffee, remembering things, canadian quarters, jello, not being able to sneeze, small talk, big talk, cold soup...unless it's supposed to be cold, short pile carpeting, catching songs you like just at the end, unspreadable butter, lemon wedges you can't squeeze, haircuts, missing previews, artificial sweetner, choosing between paper or plastic, poorly placed toilet paper, button up flies (the only thing Seinfeld and I disagree on), feeling nauseous

The Turkey I Made
tunes you can't hum to, writing when your hands are cold, poorly made coffee, remembering things, canadian quarters, jello, not being able to sneeze, small talk, big talk, cold soup...unless it's supposed to be cold, short pile carpeting, catching songs you like just at the end, unspreadable butter, lemon wedges you can't squeeze, haircuts, missing previews, artificial sweetner, choosing between paper or plastic, poorly placed toilet paper, button up flies (the only thing Seinfeld and I disagree on), feeling nauseous

