National Zoo’s panda may be pregnant ... again!

That Whore!

Thank you Rebs for bringing this article to my attention. MSNBC reports Mei Xiang, the National Zoo's Panda, may be pregnant for the SECOND time in two years. Zoo keepers can't be sure yet but have noticed "a spike in Mei's hormone levels." It's odd the zoo finds this so surprising considering two months ago THEY inseminated her with sperm from Gao Gao, "a giant panda at the San Diego Zoo." Gao Gao maintains the baby is not his and said in a statement earlier this week, "she's just a horny bitch who can't keep her legs shut, that could be anyones baby. Just because i'm the only giant fucking panda within 3000 miles of her, everyone's pointing their finger at me."

Fucking Pandas