Amstel and Honeydew

So I got my big break. Network execs from FOX met with me in the Rainbow Room of all places. Nice enough view, decent meal. They were interested in some reality TV show ideas I had, so I pitched a couple. I started out strong, with my heavy hitter first. "Americas Next Top Pedophile." Ten guys in their mid 40's, balding, with polo shirts buttoned up all the way. How can you miss. Each week, their mission, to use the "petty-phile" cash to buy, beg, borrow or steel a young pre-teens heart. Americas Next Top Pedophile outfits each contestant with a big black van and bail money. My next idea, "Legend Sex," involved broadcasting homemade sex tapes made by famous historical figures such as Napoleon, Columbus, Elizabeth II, and Michael Ducakas. Before the waiter could even bring out the second palate cleanser, I was sitting alone, abandoned by the network execs. I had only my brilliance to keep me company.

p.s. Tonight, I was eating at Neils Coffee Shop. A man entered, sat at the counter and order Amstel and honeydew for dinner.