Consumer Affairs: Staples Paper

In these uncertain times, death seems immanent, approaching like the inevitable pre-quels to Harry Potter. Taking unnecessary risk isn't something you OR your family should do. That's where our crack team of investigative researchers comes in. We rigorously tests, use, and report on house-hold products so your two month old doesn't have to. That's how much we care.

This issue, Staples multiuse recycled printing paper. Staples claims to have performed their own independent "third-party quality testing program." We felt their tests lacked thoroughness and employed our own fourth, fifth, and sixth party quality testing program. Read the "Staples Quality Promise" below, you'll see how laughably inadequate their program was.

Photo Credits: Morgan Kim



Well, not every job. See below.

Can Staples multiuse recycled printing paper dry hair? No, it cannot.

Do Staples multiuse recycled printing paper ear buds provide for easy listening?

We found songs that were "treble heavy" come out loud and clear. Bassier songs sound muddy. If you stick to the soaring vocals of Steve Perry, your Staples multiuse recycled printing paper ear buds are sure to please.

Does Staples multiuse recycled printing paper taste good? Yes. We made a simple Staples multiuse recycled printing paper creamed chili risotto and washed it down with a chilled white Staples multiuse recycled printing paper Pinot Grigio. Delish!! Directions, preheat oven to 450, make creamed chili risotto, bake Staples multiuse recycled printing paper for 45 minutes or until golden brown, remove and place over risotto. It's just that easy. Beat that Ms. Rachel Ray!