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While riding the 2,3 back home a man got up in order to hit on a woman across the aisle. On his way over to the girl, he called a "seat check"...as if we weren't on a subway in NYC but rather stoping for lunch at Burger King on a road trip with his four best friend coming home from Panama city during spring break. That isn't "your" seat buddy, it's "a" seat that you happen be sitting in. So anyway, the douche bag unsuccessfully obtains the girls number and as he returns to "his" seat he finds a man occupying it. Still blind to the fact that he doesn't actually obtain any right to this seat he asks the man to leave and explains that he called a "seat check." The most sacred of social laws. For a complete list "seat check" rules go to www.seatcheck.com.