Mastacist

Nowadays i'm chewing my food more carefully and into smaller pieces. I come from a long line of chokers. Interestingly, the Guter clan was almost completely wiped out in the early 1970's by choking related deaths. The problem became so serious that Guter babies were tatooed at birth. Most Guter forearms now read, "chew slowly and with care."

Thanksgiving Too

A Cooked Turkey

Tim and Katie Not Married

Tim and Katie Married

p.s. the wedding was great. i had a realization though, i could never be a christian for two reasons, i have bad knees and apparently jesus requires you to kneel a lot. number two, the "body of jesus" tastes like packing peanuts. i can't pray to a god i know tastes like packing peanuts.

"Canstruction"