Before I Go

Actually, I've already gone. But here are some pics from the old apt. (and new)

The Room Where God Slept

A View From My Balcony, Know Everywhere Else As A Fire Escape

Smoking Parlor

My Fully Functional Kitchen

Well It's A Good Thing

amNY reports this morning that The New York Police Department (NYPD) is suing N.Y.P.D. Pizza Delicatessen, a pizza chain based out of Orlando, FL for infringing on their trademark and name. Presumably the NYPD (police department) does not want New Yorkers to confuse the two and accidentally call NYPD Pizza Delicatessen in an emergency. The telephone numbers are surprisingly similar, NYPD (911) and N.Y.P.D. Pizza Delicatessen (407.293.8880) except the N.Y.P.D. Pizza Delicatessen promises to respond in a half hour or less, a mere fraction of the New York Police Department response time. The lawsuit allegedly stemmed from an embarrassing incident in which the NY City Police Commissioner "showed up to work" while vacationing in Florida at, what he thought was a satellite branch of the NY Police Department. It turned out to be the local pizza chain N.Y.P.D. Pizza Delicatessen.

National Zoo’s panda may be pregnant ... again!

That Whore!

Thank you Rebs for bringing this article to my attention. MSNBC reports Mei Xiang, the National Zoo's Panda, may be pregnant for the SECOND time in two years. Zoo keepers can't be sure yet but have noticed "a spike in Mei's hormone levels." It's odd the zoo finds this so surprising considering two months ago THEY inseminated her with sperm from Gao Gao, "a giant panda at the San Diego Zoo." Gao Gao maintains the baby is not his and said in a statement earlier this week, "she's just a horny bitch who can't keep her legs shut, that could be anyones baby. Just because i'm the only giant fucking panda within 3000 miles of her, everyone's pointing their finger at me."

Fucking Pandas