Avi On Ice (October 20 2005)

It took me about 35 minutes to put all the shit on...by that time the game had already started...I had to skate out on the ice in the middle of a period...the game stoped just so I could shimmy my way across the rink. Once I got going though, I was unstoppable, mainly because I was on ice, and there's no way to stop. Surprisingly, I only fell once. The fact that I had a hockey stick to use as a third leg helped tremendously. I'm number 15.