Books I'm in the Middle of Writing

Peaches: They're Like Any Other Fruit, Except Furry

Every Rug is an Area Rug

All the Way From Nowhere: A Tale of Polygamy, Dark Chocolate, and Overdue Library Books, Preface by GOD

How to Open Jars

Reincarnation, It's Not Just For Dead People

Never Say Never: How I became a Prostitute

How to Lie and Get Caught

Cappacino, Not Just a Hot Coffee Drink

Why The Industrial Revolution Never Really Took Hold

The De-Evolution of Evolution

A First Hand Account of One Mans Search for Decent Caffeteria Food

The Bible, Prefaces by GOD and Martha Stewart

The Decline of Booths in Restaurants

How to Wash Spoons and Not Get Water Everywhere!!

An Introduction To Earth